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Aug 2, 2007

Body Spray

. Aug 2, 2007


Two male officers are talking just outside my office, near the Xerox. I can't see them and I don't recognize their voices. One voice is deeper than average and peppers speech with 'you know what I'm sayin?". The other has some nervous laughter and sounds like he might surf on the weekends:

Deep: Hey, I got some of that Axe shit and my lady is loving it. It's almost like their commercials, man!
Surf: What's that? Axe?
Deep: You serious? Axe, the body spray. Bow chica wow wow, you know what I'm sayin?
Surf: Are you kidding me, dude? You use body spray? Like a chick?
Deep: Hell no. This is a man's body spray. Like I said, my girl sniffs IT UP! She loves it, man. You should try it.
Surf: Uhuh. No way. If I start wearing body spray my girlfriend's gonna think I'm going out on her. All I need is for her to start calling here when I'm working O.T. That would seriously cramp my game.
Deep: Hmm.

15 Whispers:

Cindy said...

I love how you capture these people's voices! I feel like I can hear them myself. :D

Vienne said...

Thanks, Cindy! I've been listening for years and it's become quite a hobby for me.

Cindy (The 15 Minute Dating Blog) said...

Quite funny indeed! I saw spams of with advertisement with these kind of body sprays all the time. I wonder how are they different from cologne?

Vienne said...

Hi Cindy! I have smelled the Axe sprays out of curiosity and I don't sense anything that brings out the animal in me...could be different for every girl, I guess!

Bob Johnson said...

Lol I love your blog, like the way you give them nick names.

Charisse Marie said...

This is hilarious! Awesome blog and great eavesdropping! Personally, I can't keep my hands off my man when he wears Axe!!!

Anonymous said...

loved reading this post

happy friendship day

Robert 'Cranelegs' Crane said...

i went out and bought some, ya know what i mean. then i sprayed it in my mouth cause i figured if it can work on my body it probably can kill my bad breath. i've been pretty sick ever since. but when i talk to chicks they're like, hey baby, you have lion's breath. and i'm thinkin' that's probably a good thing, ya know, king of the jungle and all. but so far, that's as far as it goes. so now i'm thinkin', maybe it's too much of a good thing. it's intimidating. so i'm reconsidering the whole thing man, which is fine cause i have plenty of alone time, if ya see what i'm sayin'.

Vienne said...

Lion's breath stinks! 100 times worse than cat's breath. Quick, go to Costco and buy a case of Scope. It's not too late to impress the ladies, you sound like a contemplative Joe.

Robert 'Cranelegs' Crane said...

yeah, i suppose i am contemplative sometimes, but that's why i eat as much fiber as i can.
actually, i like to sit at cranelegs pond and think about stuff and write it down on my blog (by the same name).
sort of like this here fella.

Lynn Emery said...

Habit forming blog, totally!

LiteraryMinded said...

Fantastic post :-)

Claire said...

I really enjoyed this post!

When i am sat at the airport on my lonesome this friday, i think i will adopt your tactics!

Eavesdropping i meant by the way :)

Miriam said...

As a staff member at a junior high, let me tell you that Axe is a real turnoff! The students are not supposed to be spraying it on in the building (it's a possible allergen), but nonetheless, walking down the halls during pass period, it's easy to get overwhelmed with the fragrance...ugh!

Vienne said...

Miriam, that's hilarious! When I was in junior high, the only thing being sprayed was hair spray.


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